A brand new week is upon us, which means it’s round two for the circus surrounding Donald Trump‘s potential indictment and arrest, which in turn has lit a fire under the army of trolls desperate to focus their fury on Stormy Daniels.

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The only problem – which is admittedly a major one, at least on their part – is that the former porn star has been winning a brand new burst of online popularity for her savage takedowns. Whether she’s being barraged by unspeakable insults or deflecting poor attempts to weaponize her adult entertainment career against her, it’s been nothing if not entertaining to watch.

However, things have officially gone too far, albeit not for the reasons you might think. The latest twist in the tale saw Daniels actively being blamed for sleeping with the WWE Hall of Famer, as if he’s able to be absolved of any blame in the situation. As a result, Daniels didn’t hold back and revealed some terrible, terrible secrets about the Home Alone 2 star, ones that we really wish hadn’t been submitted to Twitter as a matter of public record.

True. He used a 3 inch one.

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) March 26, 2023

Why did he invite me to his room, take off his clothes and corner me when I came out of the bathroom even though he knew he had a wife?

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) March 27, 2023

Cocktail weenie and more of an sad toss

— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) March 27, 2023

Thanks entirely to Trump trolls forcing Daniels into action, we’re going to have to spend the rest of our lives batting away stomach-churning mental imagery, a situation nobody ever wants to find themselves in – especially when it relates to something that should have unquestionably be left unspoken.

Trying to point the finger of blame in Daniels’ direction is a fool’s errand, then, but now we’re all being made to suffer the consequences.